It's "Thank a Muslim" Day!

Long line at the airport?  Thank a Muslim.

Forced to check in pilot bag because you can't take your shampoo, toothpaste, and deodorant with you onboard?  Thank a Muslim.

Questioning whether your wife and kids will be able to return from Europe, this weekend?  (That would be me.)  Thank a Muslim.

Thanks, Muslims!  Because of you, soon we might all have to check onto flights in nothing but our birthday suits.

Thanks, Muslims!  Because of you and your penchant for denying responsibility for this global jihad we are faced with, I'll be driving to Tampa this weekend instead of flying.

Comments

[Captain Ed]

Muslims would, of course, be granted exceptions to the birthday suit restrictions because it would infringe on their religious freedom to force them out of their burqas.

[Rick]

The New York Times:

The officials said they had arrested 24 men, all British-born Muslims, who planned to carry the liquids in drink bottles and combine them into explosive cocktails to commit mass murder aboard as many as 10 flights high over the Atlantic.

So I'm wondering when you might want to celebrate "Thank a Brit Day," SWLIP.......

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[SWLiP]

Rick:

Put this in your pipe and smoke it, why don't you?

[Rick]

The link is broken.

Otherwise, great comeback.

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[SWLiP]

Argh! It worked in rehearsal.

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